What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?