Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are fish such good architects?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the snake cross the road?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?