What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?