What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you get straight A's?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What goes up when the rain comes down?