What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What is another name for a cow?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the student eat their homework?