What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?