What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?