What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What fish sings the best?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?