What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do ants go to eat?
What animal likes to party the most?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What does winter fat turn into?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why was the spider so smart?