What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?