What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do elves learn in school?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?