What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's the scariest letter?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.