What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do billboards talk?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What words make the best athletes?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which president loved to take baths?
