What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why was the musician arrested?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?