Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which former US President was always cold?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?