Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
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What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are all priests fit?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which cats love to be petted?