Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do insects learn at school?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
