What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which animal is the most religious?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
