What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do fall and winter say hello?