What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
It's allergy season again?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Did you know about April 1st?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?