Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Do dads always snore?