What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which insect is the smartest?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do fairies always drink?