Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are skunks always so depressed?