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What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
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What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
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What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
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Where would you put an injured insect?
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What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was the artichoke so generous?