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Eh, that's Life®.
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Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
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What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
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What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
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It's allergy season again?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which insect is the smartest?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
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