What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Eh, that's Life®.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?