How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
