Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the barber win the race?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a doll's favorite car?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?