What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?