When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?