When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What tea do footballers drink?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What are baby potatoes called?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?