When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What was the first animal in space?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
