Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do math teachers eat?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
