What is a duck's favorite snack?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?