How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's E.T. short for?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?