What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?