What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do snowmen get information?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do trees try new things so often?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?