Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
When do mice play every day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do two skunks argue?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
