Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How are mountains able to see?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?