Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?