What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did summer say to spring?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What condiment has wings?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which family member has tusks?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the baby cookie cry?