What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
