Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do little fish love to play with?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?