Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What birds always travel in twos?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?