Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the foal cough?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do frogs drink in the winter?