Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
