What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What makes a glow worm glow?