What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which is the worst season?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did one plate say to the other?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How is cat food sold?
How does a cow do math?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?