What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the ocean say to the beach?