Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which cats love to be petted?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?