What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How long do chickens work?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?