Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why was the math book sad?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
