What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Families are like fudge.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which plant has the best roar?