Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do cows say on NYE?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is the emptiest holiday?