Which dance will a chicken not do?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?