Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's red and smells like blue paint?