What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why is summer always sad?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?