What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the mother rope say to her child?