What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which insect makes the best father?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a horse's favorite car?
