What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which fly makes films?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How does a witch play loud music?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?