How do you spell water with 3 letters?
HHO.
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What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
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What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
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What's a glow worm's favorite song?
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
