How do you spell water with 3 letters?
HHO.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
It's allergy season again?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?