Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?