Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do elves learn in school?
How do frogs get to work?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What words make the best athletes?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do you compliment a cat?
How does dinner smell?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What was the detective duck trying to do?