Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call octopus twins?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the bee sad?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do cows say on NYE?