Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the politest month?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?