Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How did the tree get lost?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?