Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
