Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?