How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why was the dog so popular?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do you grill cheese?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are winter days great?
