How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do you organize a space party?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?