My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?