My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?