My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
A book just fell on my head.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?