My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a small mom?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How are mountains able to see?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?