What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
Why did the fish blush?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
