What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's E.T. short for?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the baby cookie cry?