What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is the most adorable season?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?