Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the shower say to the toilet?