Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How do fleas travel?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How much money does a skunk have?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Who invented fractions?