What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What utensil does water use to eat?