Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How do fleas travel?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How much money does a skunk have?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Who invented fractions?