Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the sick chicken say?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
