Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the best Christmas present ever?