Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call siblings who love math?
