What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
It's allergy season again?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What animal floats best?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?