Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?