What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's the scariest letter?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What table can you never sit at?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?