Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What shape is bad at driving?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the most common blood type for insects?