What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?