Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?