Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do hurricanes see?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How does a polar bear build a house?
