What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
