What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
Do dads always snore?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What does a dog say before eating?