Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What does winter fat turn into?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?