Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?