Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which subject has two parts?
What is the most faithful insect?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?