Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How are teens like cats?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do bees buzz?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?