Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How can you make 7 even?
Why are cars magic?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
