Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the loudest sport?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do tough ducks come from?