Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?