What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Who invented fractions?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
