What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?