What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What is the strongest animal?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where would you find an elephant?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How does dinner smell?