What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do jokesters study in college?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?