What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?