Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do two skunks argue?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
