Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?