What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How are teens like cats?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?