Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?