Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?