What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the student eat their homework?
The museum curator needed a break.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?