What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?