What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do bees chew?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?