What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Do dads always snore?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which family member has tusks?