What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?