How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?