Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?