What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are winter days great?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How does the sun listen to music?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a forklift?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What birds make average students?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?