Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
