What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How do you make a walnut laugh?