What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why was the bee sad?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?