What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which dogs love to study science?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the robot want for Christmas?