What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
When do mice play every day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
