What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a pig thief?