What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do naked fish play with?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's the politest month?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?