What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which cats have the best manners?
Are baby skunks cute?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?