Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
