What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Where do kittens go to school?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Families are like fudge.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.