What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?