Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
We had a discussion about roses.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?