Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do fleas travel?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the fish blush?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?