Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Can February March?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you get straight A's?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
