I like telling Dad jokes.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?