What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What animals make the best students?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a small mom?