What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
Which elf is the best singer?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What fairy loves to count?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What are baby potatoes called?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
