Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
