Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What do you call an arctic cow?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What game do mice love to play?
How much money does a skunk have?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
