Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?