Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do jokesters study in college?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?