Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?