Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What are baby potatoes called?
What animal floats best?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?