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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's E.T. short for?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?