Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?