Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
Why did the cat start laughing?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How does a cow do math?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do a striker and a magician have in common?