Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
