Why are puppies so flexible?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What nationality are most fish?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?