What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
We had a discussion about roses.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is another term for the price of gas?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
