What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where would you find an elephant?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do jokesters study in college?