Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do horses reside?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?