What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
