What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?