What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do bears keep cool?