Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?