Why was the storm actually calm?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do cats wear to work?
Do dads always snore?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?