Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?