How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What words make the best athletes?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What kind of bird can write?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What makes music in your hair?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?