Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?