What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?