Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
