What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the fish so smart?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do bears keep cool?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How did the tree get lost?