What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
