What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
When does a horse talk?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What animal knows how to work a computer?