What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
