What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?