What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where does breakfast live?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do jokesters study in college?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Did you know about April 1st?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?