Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Do you have the best ceiling?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Did you know about April 1st?