What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What cartoon character loves insects?
