What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?