What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?