What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What math figure is also in the band?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is a tire's stance on economics?