Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do burgers like to dance?