What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?