What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What day do hands always go to church?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
