Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the color of the wind?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?