What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the student eat their homework?