Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you make antifreeze?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
My brother is my partner in crime.