What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How much money does a skunk have?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?